I miss the old Jurassic parks where the people who made Jurassic park realized the velociraptors didn’t have to team up with Chris Pratt to be likable? Velociraptors are inherently likable they tried to eat and kill Jeff Goldblum and we still loved them it was a non-issue. Heard Shoreline Mafia play and then the ground started shaking and a swarm of thots came stampeding and got out their phones and started lip-syncing and flipping off the phone. Thought I was in fucking Jurassic Park.
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